July 12, 1973
Dear President Nixon,
I heard you were sick with pneumonia. I just got out of the hospital yesterday with pneumonia and I hope you did not catch it from me. Now you be a good boy and eat your vegetables like I had too! [sic] If you take your medicine and your shots you’ll be out in 8 days like I was.
John W. James III
8 years old
P.S. This post is not indicative of the author’s political views, nor should it be taken as an endorsement of any kind…other than peas. #HappyNewYear